| And now...surely the most evil creations ever to come out of a natural element. Mother Nature does not condone the use of her base materials in this way, and she's very VERY disappointed.
I....shall let the accompanying blurb do the talking for me. I hurt too much. Here is a delightful suggestion for a way to display all the bride-to-be's gifts at a bridal shower. And gifts like waste-baskets and mops become part of the decoration. The only POSSIBLE use I could find for a subjugating eyesore like this would be as an amusing prop for the male stripper on the hen's night. At least if someone had the cheap gall to give a future bride a MOP for her shower, she could quickly convert it to a useful weapon. And the wastebasket conveniently holds the organs afterwards.
No, you really didn't see this. ....you did, eh? Irreparable damage kicked in? Oh well...<sigh>... This has to be without a doubt one of the most hideous things I've ever seen. |
